foulmouthedliberty:

cousinnick:

latenightalaska:

davereziplease:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

This is the best thing ever.

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Neve Campbell

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sluttiest-virgin:

sexcake:

white boys sexting like

I’m laugHING SO HARD what is this FROM

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notyouravaragehobbit:

sonybaloney:

inbetweenthelineart:

zalein:

heyfrankie:

love it.

It’s like cake, but scary and everywhere

THE TREES BOW DOWN BEFORE THEIR MASTER, THE SNOW CAKE, AS HE RISES AFTER CENTURIES OF IMPRISONMENT INSIDE A LAWN TABLE 

There will come a time when the trees shall fall and the cake shall rise.

Even the tallest trees will fall and the cake will rise!

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The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

14littlejazcicles:

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

My house identity is further confirmed

This is so accurate it hurts.

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glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

image

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swiftsugg:

my little tribute to the women of youtube, thank you for inspiring me so much.

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Anonymous asked:
if i see a woman dressed as a slut then she must be a slut. see how that goes both ways. I'm sorry we can't all wear suits to make you feel safe.

Not that she must be promiscuous, but she is more likely to be. But that’s her prerogative. She still has complete autonomy just like anyone else. I think it’s fair to assume a girl walking down the street in a short tight dress is MORE likely to sleep with you than someone with a floor-length skirt and long sleeve collared shirt buttoned all the way up, but that doesn’t mean either of them owe you shit. It could very well be the complete opposite. Just like if you dress “like a gangster” you don’t owe the cops shit and you certainly don’t belong in jail or beat up or shot because of it.

I just used suits as the strongest contrast I could think of. :P Basically if you are male I am going to be wary of you no matter what you’re wearing. It’s scary out there as a girl walking alone at night, no matter what you or I am wearing.

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