February 2012
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Feb 26th
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There's a little girl I know, you might know her...
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teenagemutantninjakid: Ahhhh got a promotion at the already unfairly awesome summer camp that I worked at last year! Free flight to California, free room, free food, free trips to disney and universal, and $1800 all to just spend six weeks in Cali keeping teenagers from having sex or drinking while they’re taking classes at UCLA. My life just got so much cooler. I. Hate. You.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Well first of all, I'd like to say fuck off.
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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So then,
yourreasontolive: this is where life starts. I’m OK with that, I suppose. “I have a plan for you- it’s gonna be wild, it’s gonna be great, it’s gonna be full of Me,” and I know that He does. Here goes nothing.  My love for you reaches beyond the infinite of thought, my Manda Panda. This is gonna be amazing and I’m so excited for you!
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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kfcrage: WAIT STOP THE DRAMA I HAVENT POPPED MY POPCORN YET My response to this ICBA stuff.
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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I will have this shirt. Will have it when I go...
kodarox:
Feb 20th
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Young Johanna
hpheart119: I support this dream casting.
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Frustrating Uses of Etc.
"I'm looking forward to our date. Why don't you pick me up at my parents' house. Here's how you get there- Take Route 95 North, after you go through the second toll, get into the left lane, etc."
"Honey, I don't quite know how to tell you this, but while you were away I got a little drunk with my ex, Bob, and his friend, Tyrone. Then we started to play-wrestle, etc."
"If you ever want to see your son alive again, then do exactly as I say. First, you are to meet me behind the abandoned shopping mall alone at midnight. Bring a briefcase, etc."
"How many women have I slept with? Well, sweetie, there was Beth, Danielle, Lindsay, etc."
"Ladies and gentlemen, we need you to get back to your seats and fasten your seatbelts immediately. There appears to be a serious mechanical failure with one of our wings, etc."
from This Is A Book by Demetri Martin
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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