Frustrating Uses of Etc.
  • "I'm looking forward to our date. Why don't you pick me up at my parents' house. Here's how you get there- Take Route 95 North, after you go through the second toll, get into the left lane, etc."
  • "Honey, I don't quite know how to tell you this, but while you were away I got a little drunk with my ex, Bob, and his friend, Tyrone. Then we started to play-wrestle, etc."
  • "If you ever want to see your son alive again, then do exactly as I say. First, you are to meet me behind the abandoned shopping mall alone at midnight. Bring a briefcase, etc."
  • "How many women have I slept with? Well, sweetie, there was Beth, Danielle, Lindsay, etc."
  • "Ladies and gentlemen, we need you to get back to your seats and fasten your seatbelts immediately. There appears to be a serious mechanical failure with one of our wings, etc."
  • from This Is A Book by Demetri Martin
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